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NWS Los Angeles/oxnard CA Has Issued an Urgent Warning for Flash Flooding Caused by Thunderstorms, Impacting Goleta, Highway 154, and Mission Canyon Until 9:15 AM Pdt.

Oct 22

The Mosquito and Vector Management District Warns of Aggressive, Daytime-Biting Mosquitoes and Urges Public Action to Prevent Their Establishment in Santa Barbara County.

Oct 21

The Eco-Friendly Shop, Which Diverted Thousands of Bottles From Landfills, Will Cease Operations on October 30 Due to a Significant Increase in Its Lease Terms.

Oct 20

Lumos Classical String Trio Will Perform Christmas Favorites at Live Oak Unitarian Universalist Congregation on November 28.

Oct 18

The California Highway Patrol Coastal Division Is Advising Community Members to Take Proactive Steps for Anticipated Heavy Rainfall and Hazardous Roadway Conditions This Winter Season.

Oct 18

Twenty Community Members Completed 20 Hours of Training in Disaster Preparedness and Response, Marking the Second Such Course This Year.

Oct 17

Emergency Officials Detail Critical Safety Procedures for Earthquakes, Including What to Avoid and When Coastal Residents Should Seek Higher Ground.

Oct 14

Residents Interested in Advising on City Governance Are Encouraged to Apply for Positions Across Six Local Boards by November 12.

Oct 14