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NWS Los Angeles/oxnard CA Has Issued an Urgent Warning for Flash Flooding Caused by Thunderstorms, Impacting Goleta, Highway 154, and Mission Canyon Until 9:15 AM Pdt.
The Mosquito and Vector Management District Warns of Aggressive, Daytime-Biting Mosquitoes and Urges Public Action to Prevent Their Establishment in Santa Barbara County.
The Eco-Friendly Shop, Which Diverted Thousands of Bottles From Landfills, Will Cease Operations on October 30 Due to a Significant Increase in Its Lease Terms.
Lumos Classical String Trio Will Perform Christmas Favorites at Live Oak Unitarian Universalist Congregation on November 28.
The California Highway Patrol Coastal Division Is Advising Community Members to Take Proactive Steps for Anticipated Heavy Rainfall and Hazardous Roadway Conditions This Winter Season.
Twenty Community Members Completed 20 Hours of Training in Disaster Preparedness and Response, Marking the Second Such Course This Year.
Emergency Officials Detail Critical Safety Procedures for Earthquakes, Including What to Avoid and When Coastal Residents Should Seek Higher Ground.












