Oct 21, 2026
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Santa Barbara County Elections Officials Report Increased Interest and Early Ballot Submissions Ahead of the October 19 Registration Cutoff.

4d ago

As Federal Policy Changes Impose New Bureaucratic Hurdles, a Consortium of Local Healthcare Providers Collaborates to Prevent 29,000 County Residents From Losing Essential Medical Insurance.

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The County Health Department Urges Residents to Take Precautions Against Heat-Related Illnesses and Prepare for Potential Power Shutoffs as Temperatures Are Expected to Reach up to 95 Degrees.

4d ago

Officials Are Increasing Resources and Urging Residents to Take Precautions as Critical Fire Weather Conditions Affect Parts of the County.

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Residents Can Acquire Sandbags Starting October 15th, as the County Urges Proactive Property Protection Against Anticipated Winter Storms.

Oct 14

Two Critical Beach Access Points Are Closed and All Require Immediate Upkeep in the County's Most Densely Populated Community as El Niño Approaches.

Oct 14